sticks n bones

My all time favourite blog:

MADDIE THE COONHOUND - a super serious project about dogs and physics.





















I wish Maddie was my bff.

matopeli

Mom, if you're reading this. Just don't.

SERPENS by GUIDO MOCAFICO





















You scrolled down anyways, didn't you?

Deadly beautiful.

disco 2.0

Put this tune on and dance wiv me.

brilliant

My three goals in life:

1. Get rich.
2. Die trying.
3. Immortalize yourself via Facehunter.

I'm on a good path to nirvana.
This party was loco.
There were scary circus freaks, an elephant, Rick Genest himself playing some boring tunes, unicorns and Jägermeister.

What else do you need for a hipster approved soirée? Oh yeah, me dressed as Bugs.

shine on you

I was rumbling around my neighborhood the other day, searching for a nice free seat
by some big ass screen to enjoy my beer and watch Germany demolish Greece.
I passed by a shiny art gallery, with kawaii manga art on the walls.
A cute girl asked me if I wanted a bubbly or a foamy. Double up the beers, I thought.



I checked the paintings inside. They reminded me of My Little Ponies.
I wanted to spill my drinkys on the dreamy canvases to give them a little more edge.
But I kept my cool.



I ran into a French dude with shoes looking like whale feet.
Not big or anything but you know those ones where you're big toe has a separate lounge area from the other little toes?
These shoes seriously freak me out. In a very scared way.



He told me everything there was to know about this gallery and the art inside.
I heard a lot of Japanese names in just a few sentences.
All this was very new and slightly odd to me.
Nevertheless, it was a treat to listen to someone talk about a topic with such passion.



This guy had a bit of a beard. And right in the center of his chin, he had a tiny sparkly piece of red glitter stuck.
I couldn't stop staring at this spot. Believe you me, I know my glitters.
Everything that shines, is glitter to me.



It turned out he's a painter himself. He paints jungles.
He paints jungles with glitter. You had me at hello.



This nice little story slowly now made sense in my little head.



I continued my search for the perfect piece of seating.
With glitter on my mind and football in my eyes, I couldn't stop smiling.

loon

yauza

This is how I'd look after a facelift and some serious lip-needle-scalpel action.

This is how I'd look in 40 years:



Sleep tight kids, don't let the bed bugs or Miss Versace bite!

semimal

When I grow up, I'm gonna work in advertising.

Pics from here.